Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Vinays Tweets recycled for posterity.

People often turn to religious music and hymns in old age, hoping no doubt to earn some indulgence from the Lord for a few little sins
People don't follow their hearts, because its not on the " right side. I don't take decisions with my heart because its " below" my brain. -Vinay-
We are all guilty of crime, the great crime of not living life king size to its fullest.
If I were to follow my heart, I would be stalking all the beautiful women in the world.
Love is the slowest form of suicide, it kills you slowly and softly! Graffiti.
Botox is the only investment that enhances your face value.
If the truth can set you free, why are we still bound to religion?
If you do not know where you are going any religion will take you there.If you do not turn around now and open your eyes, you might just get where you are going.
Truth is not a concrete object lurking in a dark corner that one can discover and proclaim proprietary rights over. It is constructed, distorted and manufactured by the anthropic principle not by religion, culture or politics . Hence, any religions or state's attempt to monopolize the truth and censor those who don't believe a religion that hasn’t even been proved here by indulging in crystal ball gazing of its own insult to our great universe.
Crime, in short, has been normalized as a way of life in today's world!
Virtue is like a prison for the soul.
Now that Russia has banned GEETA I will have to tweak my X'mas travel plans; I will have to take along with me an Uzbek Natasha as my escort/companion to entertain and keep me warm in the bleak Siberian winter!
During Christmas I must recreate the bond with friends and family, which I have ignored because all evenings and nights have drifted away from me in posting and chatting on face book and twitter.
Biotechnology will cause us in some way to lose our humanity - that is, some essential quality that had a difficult period of our history.
I used to play cricket and love it when it was a sport, now it is just another big business- and there are no gentlemen in flannels anymore.
Midnight mass where everyone is dressed up seductively, is no spiritual guide for young people looking to overcome the inevitable temptations of the world.
Ah! New Year resolutions, I plan to add more vices to my existing laundry list of addictions like drinking, smoking and sex as time is leaving me - There is a genuine shortage of clean healthy exciting sin and vice in this world.-Vinay
My Blackberry is pinging seductively with messages from old flames and awesome women - asking me to pirouette the last tango with them on New Years Eve!
Anus Viejas ~ Old year has been burned at midnight ringing in 2012. I have replaced all my old cells with new ones and i am a new " reborn" now. My genetic instinct told me not to change my name, passwords, and sense of humour as it would create an identity crisis with all my family and friends. So here I am same old wine in a new Avatar.
Indeed, if we want to save our souls, the mind must lead a more athletic life than it has ever done before, and we must more passionately than ever practice and rejoice in the pleasures of life.
Long before the mobile telephony revolution, Indian housewives were beating a beeline to souks and jewellery shops to satiate their desires for 2G (Greed for Gold ornaments). Time has proved the infinite wisdom of these women, as it is the best performing asset class in the world today!
The Holy books are like the spoon, scissors, the hammer and the wheel. Once created or published, it cannot be improved or up graded.
The saddest summary of a life contains three descriptions: could have, might have, and should have.
Rethinking Knowledge Now that the Facts Aren’t the Facts, Experts Are Everywhere, and the Smartest Person in the Room Is Google.

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