Too many docs spoil my wealth.

I am dying with of too many physicians attending on me. Because of a “vortex of specialists” swirling through the ward; they ran a battery of tests blood/urine stool, X-Ray, CT Scan Sonography, Pornography (removed my clothes), ECG etc. Since
everything was positive they admitted me as an inpatient and then I had to have “an urologist for my urine, a lymphologist for my lymph, a cardiologist for my heart, an endocrinologist for my endocrines, a psychologist for my psyche, a dermatologist for my dermatitis … finally when I saw the (bill) [I burst a blood vessel] and I went searching for a pathologist for my pathos.
This much is certain, that all the Doctors have been infected with the “money epidemic: and that too thoroughly. They are working hard at increasing my life span, so that they can extract more blood money.